如何优雅第表达「月经来了」？

　　女性月经（menstruation）委婉说法（euphemisms）还有很多，如“having the painters in”、“on the rag”、 “flying the flag”、“that time of the month（月事）”

　　女性月经还有另外15种委婉说法（15 Euphemisms For Menstruation）如下：

　　Miss Scarlett’s Come Home to Tara

　　Trolling for Vampires

　　A Dishonorable Discharge from the Uterine Navy

　　Saddling Old Rusty

　　Feelin’ Menstru-riffic!

　　Clean-Up in Aisle One

　　Massacre at the Y

　　T-Minus 9 Months and Holding

　　Game Day for the Crimson Tide

　　Panty Shields Up, Captain!

　　Taking Carrie to the Prom

　　Playing Banjo in Sgt. Zygote’s Ragtime Band

　　Ordering l’Omelette Rouge

　　Arts and Crafts Week at Panty Camp

　　Rebooting the Ovarian Operating System

　　生活中更常用“period （an instance or occurrence of menstruation）”这个词，口语中常用的例子如下：

　　My period started early. It is bright red blood.

　　My period started on May 6th then I got it again on May 30th.

　　My period ended 4 days ago.

　　My period came a couple days late and I‘m not bleeding a lot.

　　My period comes around the 28th of the month..

　　I got my period on Friday and started taking the pill on Sunday

　　I got my last period on March 16

　　I got my period 3 days early which seemed normal but it only

　　lasted for 2 days. Could I be pregnant?

　　My period was 2 days late.

　　I got my period a week early

　　I got my period the 7th of December

　　Are you pregnant if you got your period twice in one month?

　　My period blood is usually red, this month it is brown and it is 10 days late. What does this mean?